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"Lib'rals!!" (A Musical Parody)
The MudCave ^ | 23 September 2002 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 09/23/2002 10:49:39 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Free Republic; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: commiepinkos; demonrats; fascists; leftists; liberals; totalitarians
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To: Mudboy Slim
When do you think Black X will be restored? There are countless valuable links on that thread to the Clinton/McAuliffe corruption, not to mention some excellent song parodies.
21 posted on 09/24/2002 1:38:57 PM PDT by sultan88
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To: Mudboy Slim
Boy.......were those lyrics funny!
22 posted on 09/24/2002 6:52:30 PM PDT by goldilucky
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To: Cyber-Band; Landru; sultan88; Snow Bunny
Here's the article Rush was referencing on yesterday's show...

"Shock Therapy"

"SOME ARABS ARE PROUD of Saddam’s development and possession of weapons of mass destruction. The more the Bush administration tries to prove that Saddam possesses those weapons, the further it gets from achieving its goal of winning converts to its cause. But the irony is that only an actual invasion of Iraq and the overthrowing of Saddam would produce a radical shift in public opinion, changing the terms of the reference of the public debate."

and...

"Saddam’s fall will cause the Arabs to be shattered psychologically. Political depression will set in. I do not rule out the possibility that some Arab regimes will suffer from domestic unrest, triggered by public outrage. Those regimes will find themselves face to face with their people, forced to deal with domestic issues after the United States succeeds in shutting down the last despot who maintained the illusion that Arab slogans can nurture a people. If Washington should also succeed in making the Arab countries mediators in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict rather than parties to a broader Arab-Israeli endless war, then the region will really be transformed."

FReegards...MUD

23 posted on 09/25/2002 7:15:49 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: MeeknMing
LOL...I love the HillBillies at the White House...which one's Slick?!

FReegards...MUD

24 posted on 09/25/2002 7:17:08 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: ST.LOUIE1; goldilucky
Thanks and FReegards...I certainly had fun with that one!!

FReegards...MUD

25 posted on 09/25/2002 7:18:19 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"When do you think Black X will be restored?"

I'm working on it, my FRiend...it's been a week now so hopefully the Powers-that-be realize that I've learned my lesson and will be more sensitive to the backroom politics that continue to plague the proprietors of this wonderful site.

FReegards...MUD

26 posted on 09/25/2002 7:21:09 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
afternoon bump
27 posted on 09/25/2002 1:53:57 PM PDT by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky
Thank you, my FRiend...I usually don't get the pleasure of seeing you until the evening.

FReegards...MUD

28 posted on 09/25/2002 1:56:24 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
: )

I'm tuning in to the History channel in a few minutes where they will be discussing about secret societies and how they really influence our government.

29 posted on 09/25/2002 7:47:03 PM PDT by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky
"I'm tuning in to the History channel in a few minutes where they will be discussing about secret societies and how they really influence our government."

Beats the heck outta the History of LawnCare Products they had on "Modern Miracles" earlier...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

30 posted on 09/25/2002 8:37:12 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: kristinn; Cyber-Band; Tolerance Sucks Rocks; FreeTheHostages; Coop; stand watie; Taxman; ...
"We will gather at the corner of 15th Street and Constitution Avenue, NW, between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. [on Saturday the 28th of September].

We will then fan out along their parade route wherever it is.
Please try to arrive at 11 a.m. sharp.
Federal Triangle is the closest Metro station."

Thank you, kristinn...see y'all there!!

FReegards...MUD

31 posted on 09/25/2002 8:58:09 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks Mud. See you there.
32 posted on 09/25/2002 11:08:18 PM PDT by leadpenny
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To: leadpenny
Should be interesting...MUD
33 posted on 09/26/2002 7:55:55 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!
34 posted on 09/26/2002 8:38:43 AM PDT by stand watie
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To: stand watie; Cyber-Band
Two thousand one, nine eleven
Three thousand plus arrive in heaven
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait
A bearded man with stovepipe hat
Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat"

They settle down in seats of clouds
A man named Martin shouts out proud
"I have a dream!" and once he did
The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives."

Groups of soldiers in blue and gray
Others in khaki, and green then say
"We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine"
The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain."

From a man on sticks one could hear
"The only thing we have to fear.
The Newcomer said, "We know the rest,
Trust us sir, we've passed that test."

"Courage doesn't hide in caves
You can't bury freedom, in a grave,"
The Newcomers had heard this voice before
A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores

A silence fell within the mist
Somehow the Newcomer knew that this
Meant time had come for her to say
What was in the hearts of the five thousand plus that day

"Back on Earth, we wrote reports,
Watched our children play in sports
Worked our gardens, sang our songs
Went to church and clipped coupons
We smiled, we laughed, we cried, we fought
Unlike you, great we're not"

The tall man in the stovepipe hat
Stood and said, "Don't talk like that!
Look at your country, look and see
You died for freedom, just like me"

Then, before them all appeared a scene
Of rubbled streets and twisted beams
Death, destruction, smoke and dust
And people working just 'cause they must

Hauling ash, lifting stones,
Knee deep in hell, but not alone
"Look! Blackman, Whiteman, Brownman, Yellowman
Side by side helping their fellow man!"

So said Martin, as he watched the scene
"Even from nightmares, can be born a dream."

Down below three firemen raised
The colors high into ashen haze
The soldiers above had seen it before
On Iwo Jima back in '44

The man on sticks studied everything closely
Then shared his perceptions on what he saw mostly
"I see pain, I see tears,
I see sorrow-but I don't see fear."

"You left behind husbands and wives
Daughters and sons and so many lives
Are suffering now because of this wrong
But look very closely. You're not really gone.

All of those people, even those who've never met you
All of their lives, they'll never forget you
Don't you see what has happened?
Don't you see what you've done?
You've brought them together, together as one.

With that the man in the stovepipe hat said
"Take my hand," and from there he led
Three thousand plus heroes, Newcomers to heaven
On this day, two thousand one, nine eleven

Author Unknown

35 posted on 09/26/2002 9:16:50 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
!
36 posted on 09/26/2002 9:45:53 AM PDT by stand watie
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To: Mudboy Slim
Liberals ARE a parody.

So this musical is, technically, a parody of a parody.

Get it straight. >:)

37 posted on 09/26/2002 9:47:43 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: Psycho_Bunny; KLT; Ragtime Cowgirl; AuntB; Cincinatus' Wife; AnnaZ; Snow Bunny
"Get it straight. >:)"

I'm doin' my durnedest, Psycho_B...

"Take It To The Senate"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")

Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playing the fool.
Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like his tools!!
You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!!
But these crimes we've seen lately...
Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!

So join me on the high road...tell the House, "It's Time!!!"
Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach this Slime!!

Bill just spent all his time hustlin' money.
Willie spent all his Power hiding crimes.
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow,
Slick'll do Prison Time!!

I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come storming back, we're on the attack, next we'll whup DemRAT Whores!!

So join me on the high road...tello Congress, "It's Time!!"
Take it to the Senate...Convict Left's Slime!!

Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach Bill Clinton...
Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time!!

(Chorus to fade)

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

It's that simple, folks, and it starts with you...MUD

38 posted on 09/26/2002 11:01:40 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
The Democrats have Barbra, but we have Mudboy Slim! (^:

You might enjoy this candid admission from members of the DNC re. the press (surprise...the press isn't interested in the facts, just the DNC spin). E-mail your local paper and ask them if what the Democrats say about them is true? (^:

From Sour Grapefruits, American Prowler, Sept. 19:

According to a policy adviser in the DNC, party leaders have stressed to their candidates and their various talking head minions not to push ideas leading into the 2002 elections. "No plans for Social Security reform, no plans for appropriations or spending, no plans on Wall Street reform. Details can damage a campaign. The less we say about what we would do the better," says the policy adviser. "That's why you heard a half-hour speech without a single constructive point. It was brilliant." (Daschle's speech last week?)

"It's not like anyone is asking us, 'What would you do differently?'" says a Democratic leadership staffer. "All the press seems to care about now is what do Democrats think of Bush and his plans, actions. We're more than willing to address those points. I don't think Daschle has been asked to lay out any Democratic alternatives in more than three months."
 
That's our press.
39 posted on 09/26/2002 11:26:09 AM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; Landru; sultan88; Snow Bunny
"Barbra Streisand's Letter to Gephardt!!"

"The singeractressdirectorproducer took time out from rehearsals for a performance she's giving on Sunday for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee to remind Gephardt [spelled "Gebhardt" in a faxed memo obtained by DRUDGE] not to "ignore the obvious influence on the Bush Administration of such special interests as the oil industry, the chemical companies, the logging industry... just to name a few." Streisand notes: "Many of these industries, run by big Republican donors and insiders, clearly have much to gain if we go to war against Iraq."

"Feel free to call Barbra or me at 310-395-3599 if you would like to discuss this further"

FReegards...MUD

40 posted on 09/26/2002 12:42:44 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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