Bum drops headstone onto car

Mainichi Shimbun ^ | 09/22/2002

[weikel]

Dear god I live in a crappy apartment and have the same problem I only want to do this to the cars that play music with the bass all the way turned up( I hate bass it hurts my ears).

[Consort]

[Larry Lucido]

DRIVER: WHAT HAPPEN?

PASSENGER: SOMEONE SET UP US THE TOMB!

[RichInOC]

HA HA HA HA...

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

If this thing was the weight of the average headstone in America, it would be something for one guy to "hurl" the stone upon a car. You would bust a gut trying to manhandle it. The guy must have the physical strength of an NFL defensive tackle. Remember "The Hulk?" The traffic made this guy very angry and nobody likes him when he's angry.

How a homeless guy managed to start and operate a bulldozer is an interesting mystery as well. Likewise, the need for a bulldozer in a cemetery suggests some pretty damn big graves being dug there. Maybe he is the homeless cemetery bulldozer operator - poverty-stricken from a recent dearth of death.

[FreedomPoster]

Nice work, and quick!

[general_re]

Likewise, the need for a bulldozer in a cemetery suggests some pretty damn big graves being dug there.

A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man."

The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Isn't it something how children learn the truth about lawyers at such a tender age?

[flaglady47]

It's my way or the highway.

[general_re]

Something about youth bestowing a special acuity of perception, I'm sure ;)

[spectr17]

Please, no attacks from the stoners.

[Bogey78O]

Now he gets a nice quiet place to sleep...in jail..

[Rocksalt]

That this guy was able to start and operate a bulldozer in the dark would suggest that he might be able to find job opportunitys out there in the future.Maybe running a tank into a bunker in Iraq is a possibility?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I think the IDF could use him today.

[PianoMan]

would ya mind adding me to the list?

[Jonathon Spectre]

Shunichiro Koyashiki, 47, unemployed of no fixed address but living in a highway tunnel for the past month, was arrested for breaking the law regarding highways and national roads.

Weird sentence of the day.

[Fire_on_High]

Could you add me to your HMB ping list please?

[Orual]

No jokes, please. This was a grave offense.

Granite, but a little humor never hurt anyone.

Agreed, this place has more than enough of funereal comments.

[Fresh Wind]

Maybe he is the homeless cemetery bulldozer operator - poverty-stricken from a recent dearth of death.

Could be. I hear the funeral business is really dying lately.

[RipSawyer]

The "bulldozer" was probably a backhoe for digging graves, the average reporter doesn't know one from the other. There are plenty of homeless people who would know how to start and run a backhoe and it would easily lift most headstones and he could drop it off the bridge or overpass directly from the backhoe. You really have to interpret news stories these days. I have done some study and I estimate that only maybe one percent of "news" stories are written so that one can discern what actually happened without reading between the lines and many of them are so poorly done that you might be better off not having read them.