Actually, I have in a scrapbook a retraction that the National Enquirer ran years ago. They had run a story alleging actor Ed O'Neill ("Al Bundy" from Married...With Children) was cheating on his wife with a woman that, the Enquirer conceded, he had never even met once in his life. The funny thing was the way the retraction was written; the words were couched as if they had just received new information, and were "happy to report" that O'Neill's marriage was not in trouble at all!