[Constitution Day]

Ooh, don't get me started on the Brew-Thru.

I had just had my '55 Chevy wagon painted a month earlier when I took it on vacation.
Some moron (employee) opened the beer cooler door right on my car.

That was when I was 17, and my 12 year old sister and her friend, who were in the car, learned some new words that day.

[Jonah Hex]

Bummer. I always enjoyed shocking my dry Southern Baptist relations by wearing a Brew-Thru t-shirt or hat on my return from the beach. Of course, I didn't tell them I only got soft drinks(!).