[iconoclast]

Thank you my brother.

Nooobody does it better!

[Travis McGee]

Thanks! Anytime.

[Travis McGee]

Argus posted this on an Iraq inspection thread. The same philosophy may be needed on the homefront in time.

UN Method for dealing with a rattlesnake in your backyard:

1. Get the toddlers inside.

2. Find the rattlesnake

3. Wearing thick, long gloves, grab it just behind the head.

4. Using special gizmo you've brought along for the purpose, milk the venom out of its fangs into a glass jar.

5. Turn the snake loose.

6. Let the toddlers back into the yard.

7. Repeat weekly for as long as the snake lives.

US Method for dealing with a rattlesnake in your backyard:

1. Find the rattlesnake.

2. Chop its head off.