[Pharmboy]

Ya gotta REALLY love coffee for this one...

[NC Conservative]

Reminds me of the Austin Powers movie were Austin is drinking Fat Bastards stool sample. " Kind of a nutty flavor"

[Charles Henrickson]

No thanks. I'll take decat.

[billbears]

I thought it was monkeys? Drudge had this up on his website a few months back and it was monkeys instead of cats

[who knows what evil?]

I'm not sure they'll have a great deal of success trying to sell this product for $600 per pound. (Is that figure CANADIAN dollars, by the way?) HOWEVER, brew some of this up for customers, and I'd bet you find enough weirdos with spare cash willing to pony up $19.95 to drink a cup of coffee whose beans were culled from cat excrement. (There MUST be a university nearby.)

[pabianice]

It's not a litter box! It's a coffee filter! ("Black, please, with two heartworm pills...")

[martin_fierro]

THE SPICE MUST FLOW! <|:)~

[DWSUWF]

"...Urban Fare is testing whether its customers will shell out $600 per pound for "Kopi Luwak" coffee beans..."

For every 'luxury' item like this there's eventually a workingman's equivalent...

To begin with, lose the Paradoxurus hermaphroditus. You don't need any fancy, gender-bending homo jungle cats. Use strays.

Since stray cats don't like coffee beans, you'll need to force feed them. I suggest long two by sixes supported on both ends by empty 55 gallon drums to get the cats at a good level to work with. Duct tape the cats to the board.

Since there are certain things even illegal immigrants won't do, you'll need to hire moslems to force feed the cats and collect the droppings. Since moslems are unpredictable and dangerous, hire one illegal to watch them. Give the illegal a machinegun and a shovel.

Don't waste money on fancy coffee beans. Buy Price Cutter bulk unroasted beans.

Call the resulting blend 'Catshit Cappuccino' and price at six dollars a pound.

[CyberSpartacus]

A perfect example of the markets created by leftist hedonists. It reminds me of Romes rarest delicacy. One which only the very richest and politically conected could get. The Tiber sucker fish. A carp which fed exclusively on the contents of Romes sewers.

[BrooklynGOP]

That coffee tastes like sh!t!

[RichInOC]

As Cheech said to Chong when he found out they were smoking Maui Wowie and, uh, "Labrador"...I wonder what Great Dane tastes like.