[justshe]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!!

That's why you bust their faces and rip their hands off.

[Chad Fairbanks]

and then rearrange their internal workings...

[terilyn]

In the nicest possible way of course ;)

And if that doesn't work...you just vote 'em out of office in a big way...along with their daddy.

Hey Jihad Cindy - You L-E-W-S!