DFU SONG: Who'll Stop the Rain (Ritter's insane) 9-18-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 9-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN

There was an inspector who did important work
He had been unspoken…he knew Sinkmaster was a jerk
What the heck has happened…he's now become a pain
He's grown bitter…poor Scott Ritter
He's gone insane

He once gave a warning about impending doom
Saddam worked on weapons…and he could harm us soon
What the heck has happened…he's now become a pain
He's grown bitter…poor Scott Ritter
He's gone insane

Just like Queeg he mumbles…his strawberries are now gone
He will be committed…it will not be too long
What the heck has happened…he's now become a pain
He's grown bitter…poor Scott Ritter
He's gone insane

[doug from upland]

SCOTT RITTER - RESTAURANT INSPECTOR (hilarious mocking)

[alisasny]

The more I think of Ritter the more I think he is being blackmailed. Either from Middle East or from home. Someone has the goods on him and they may be super freaky, nothing would surprise me.

[doug from upland]

I can't imagine what goods someone might have on him. Did he rape a nursing home operator? Did he sell technology to China? Did he have a dead body dumped near a cannon? Did he sell AIDS tainted blood to Canada? Did he commit perjury? Did he get thrown out of Oxford when he assaulted a young woman he met in a pub? Did he lead demonstrations in England in which the U.S. flag was burned? Did he lie to a disabled Bataan Death March hero? Did he assault a woman in the White House? etc, etc, etc

[The Raven]

Thought it was going to be "Who'll stop the reign?"

[doug from upland]

You missed it. Feb 1999 -- WHO'LL STOP HIS REIGN

[Nachum]

Another hit doug.

Hey, when are you going to post a "top ten countdown" of DFU favorites?

[doug from upland]

Actually, FReeper gonzo has plans to do a parody CD for a FReeper fundraiser. He may be able to start on it in the fall. Perhaps it is time to make your requests.

[doug from upland]

Thanks to SkyPilot. I borrowed this image from another post.

[doug from upland]

RITTER ON HANNITY SHOW; HE AND PITT ARE CALLED LUNATICS