CAPTION THESE (Honest Scott's Previously Owned Aircraft)

Associated Press | 09/09/2002 | Ali Haider

[tet68]

"YOU can board with confidence, safe in the knowledge
that these Iraqi security screeners, hired by the Democrat
party, are on the job." "I trust them, you can too!"

[11B3]

Hey Scott, Saddam wants to buy your soul and your citizenship as an American. What do you say to that, traitor?

[dighton]

[Freemyland]

"See that. It's not an airplane. Never was, and never will be."

[decimon]

"And you can parachute from this model! D.B.Cooper did it and..."

[TexasCajun]

"...If I've told you guys once, I've told you a thousand times, it's an ANTI-Terrorist training plane.

Shoe-Shine Boy is deathly afraid his commercial jets will hijacked by 70 yr old militant Christian women.

Scotty, Iraq has commercial jets?? ..ah, don't bother me.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Where were these from? Did Iraq use these for terrorist training excersises or parts?

[Lockbox]

“Iraq and WMD, no way, the Iraq’s have no weapon more sophisticated then a box cutter...........................”

[dighton]

Where were these from?

Click on either photo to see the original caption.

[AppyPappy]

"At Honest Scott's we're dealing. I can't help but be honest when I tell you about this plane. If you buy this beauty from me for a low low $67,000, I will rape you and rape you good. You will feel like the biggest slut in the world when I am through adding options and mop and glow. You will howl with pain but you'll take it and like it because at Honest Scott's, we know how to throw a f[expletive deleted]ing on you. You ask anyone in this town and they will tell you that I am a lying son of a b[expletive deleted]h who loves to steal money from widows and ignorant b[expletive deleted]ds like you. So come see me at Honest Scotts where our motto is "Take their money and hope they don't get pregnant".

Can't tell my dad was a car dealer, huh?

[Chad Fairbanks]

Heh heh heh

[Thinkin' Gal]

Scott Worthington and his dog spot bump.

If you 'see' a nuke reactor go see Scott.
If you 'see' those bio weapons go see Scott.
If you 'see' an anthrax spore
And you fear there might be more
So see Scott go see Scott go see Scott.

If you don't trust yer lyin' eyes go see Scott.
If you think Iraq has terror ties go see Scott.
If you think Saddam's insane
And propaganda's fried your brain
Go see Scott go see Scott go see Scott.

[SaudiDuck]

ROTFLMAO! (and so's my dog, Spot)

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I missed that. Need more coffee!

So Al Queda and Saddams elite groups could have trained here, and Ritter would have not known the difference. Or did he?

You know, I would like to know his religious affiliation. I have had co-workers who in the past defended the Iraqis during desert storm. They also approve multiple wives as the Iraqis do, so maybe they have some lifestyle similarities that lead them to defend them....I don't know.

BTW, thats a Russian Tupolev Tu-154m (I believe)

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

"We just took it in on trade. It hasn't been to our terrific detail shop for clean-up yet. You won't believe what our guys can do with a power buffer in a couple of hours. We'll have you flying off to Hawaii in this baby before lunch tomorrow. Now, let me take you into our finance department..."

[Thinkin' Gal]

I grew up hearing that jingle droned into my brain for years!!! However, I had never seen the place until...

One day - I think I was about 19 - I was driving north on a freeway on which I usually didn't travel (the Long Beach freeway?)... I looked over and saw this vast I mean vast expanse of cars. It was huge, like a packed Disneyland parking lot. I wondered what on earth is was. Then I saw the sign, "Cal Worthington Ford" (or was it Dodge?). Yikes, I thought. If Spot ever got lost in there they'd never find him. Wasn't Spot a boa constrictor once too?

[dighton]

Wasn't Spot a boa constrictor once too?

It's a pretty safe bet.

Bear, elephant, tiger, goat.

[mewzilla]

I guess thirty pieces of silver just doesn't do it anymore. But then, prices have gone up...

[apillar]

See Sadam IS an honest guy we can trust !

He said that if I would shill for him he would give me a brand spanking new top-of-the line private jet with all the luxuries just like that Air Force One the no good warmonger President Bush flys around in.

What ?!? It has no windows or tail ! Why is the wing bent all the way to the ground ? ! ?

That no good lying Arab. See if I arrange anymore Plutonium shipment for him...