Damn global warming! Well, we better start planning now. A few extra support beams should keep the thing from snapping back too fast. Better pass a "Contraction" tax, just in case, though.
Damn global warming!No, no. Global warming is the solution,
not the problem. Hot air rises, right?
Well, the rising hot air will push the
universe back from collapsing around
the earth.
You're welcome.