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Heheheh. Our sinister plot has now come together. Lynn Cheney carried the messages to the conspirators, along with Laura Bush.

When we thought we were going to be detected, Jenna Bush stepped in and volunteered to divert the press with a drinking scandal. Our plans proceeded.

Then when we thought we might not get European support for our grand plan for global domination, we found out that Tony Blair was blackmailable.

Of course, Berlusconi and the Spanish leader were compromised.

Nice to see a plan coming together.

SNORT!!!!

You think that's sneaky, you should see what job India the cat was assigned.

You notice how deftly the CIA arranged for India to leave the limelight? No one's been on her tail since India went under cover.

The job is done already...

India engineered the regime change of Socks the Cat's spouse by revealing to Hillary that Socks saw what happened to Vince Foster when he was out cattin' around; Hillary then neutered Socks... now there are no heirs to the throne.

India had the whole genitalia thing covered up in a Washingtom park. So long as Barney doesn't dig it up again by mistake they never will be found.

Now I hear there's trouble at Saddam Hussein's gazelle farm.