[Constantine XIII]

Cripes, it reads like a "Retief" novel...

{Waves gloob blaster at humans} "Vile Terry! How dare you impugn the selfless, peace loving Groaci! We demand reparations at once!"

[bootless]

No kidding. The best defense is a blatant offense.

Correction: I incorrectly stated that Eunice Stone was a waitress. I was wrong - she is a nurse who was seated in the next booth.

[JameRetief]

Cripes, it reads like a "Retief" novel...

{Waves gloob blaster at humans} "Vile Terry! How dare you impugn the selfless, peace loving Groaci! We demand reparations at once!"

Hmmmm, I resemble that remark...

Signed,
Jame Retief
Second Secretary of the Corp Diplomatique Terrestriene.

[RogueIsland]

Cripes, it reads like a "Retief" novel...

{Waves gloob blaster at humans} "Vile Terry! How dare you impugn the selfless, peace loving Groaci! We demand reparations at once!"

Except that Retief would have landed a nice solid straight-fingered jab at the nerve cluster of the nearest thug, knotted up his eye-stalks, and gone on to coolly smoke a dope stick. Unfortunately, no one is going to be doing that to these guys.