DO NOT go away now, please! That is the best belly laugh I've had all week! And this past week has been one I'd like to forget!
You made my day!
My dad (1) had only daughters; and (2) was the undisputed limerick champion of the St. Philip's Cathedral Choir. So he HAD to tell them to somebody. That one just suddenly seemed apropos, if you know what I mean. :-D