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To: sheik yerbouty
OK, let's read the instructions.

1. Attach one end of red jumper cable to positive terminal of Sears DieHard Battery.

2. Attach one end black jumper cable to negative terminal of Sears DieHard Battery.

3. Attach free ends of the jumper cables to interrogatee's genitals.

20 posted on 09/13/2002 4:08:39 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: Poohbah
Didn't I meet you in Uharee?
25 posted on 09/13/2002 4:11:10 PM PDT by patton
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To: Poohbah
Don't forget the water.
53 posted on 09/13/2002 4:23:43 PM PDT by Samwise
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To: Poohbah
cowards like these have no balls...

they had to offer them in sacrifice to OBL... no great loss however, most of them already had that viscious form of camel herpies... comes from those long nights alone with their double humpers...
75 posted on 09/13/2002 4:41:40 PM PDT by Robert_Paulson2
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To: Poohbah
forgot the H2O
100 posted on 09/13/2002 4:57:43 PM PDT by Lockbox
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To: Poohbah
OK, let's read the instructions. 1. Attach one end of red jumper cable to positive terminal of Sears DieHard Battery. 2. Attach one end black jumper cable to negative terminal of Sears DieHard Battery. 3. Attach free ends of the jumper cables to interrogatee's genitals.

We could have an auction on eBay to see who gets the throw the switch. All proceeds go to the victims families. We'd raise millions.

110 posted on 09/13/2002 5:22:15 PM PDT by irish_lad
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To: Poohbah
He will sing like Caruso, but at a higher pitch.
115 posted on 09/13/2002 5:44:38 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: Poohbah
No, no, no.

Versed IV is a better option.
153 posted on 09/14/2002 10:41:00 AM PDT by hchutch
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