[riverrunner]

This gal has watched way to much TV my daughter has been helping butcher her deer from the time she was old enough to shoot them. Before that she helped cut up the ones my wife and myself shot. The gal should have pulled out her pocket knife cut its throat.

[the bottle let me down]

The gal should have pulled out her pocket knife cut its throat.

There is no chance that the woman in question carries a pocket knife. She's probably never owned one in her life. In fact, she probably gets queasy if she has to cut a whole chicken into parts and doesn't like to think about the contents of the giblet package in her free-range, organic Thanksgiving turkey--she'd rather buy her gravy in a jar at the local Fresh Fields.

In other words, she's a good Montgomery County soccer mom: pro-choice, anti-gun, and completely clueless.