[CollegeRepublican]

And she softly said to the injured deer "Now calm down or you'll taste gamey".

Now you just got me to shoot Coke out of my nose. It burns. It burns.

[dalereed]

"Now calm down or you'll taste gamey".

You can take the gameyness out of venison along with tenderizing it by soaking it in milk for 20 minutes.

Now about downed deer!

I have a friend that has an in with the glendale PD that whenever they have a downed deer they give him a call and he takes care of it and splits the proceeds with the cops.

One time years ago a buck fell upside down between a retaining wall and a bank and was stuck upside down. The home owners demanded that they save him and the animal control people managed to pull him out but when he got to the top of the wall he broke lose and bolted through their sliding glass doors, totally wrecked the house before my friend shot him in the middle of the living room on their white carpet.

Those bambi lovers got just what they deserved!