[Poohbah]

We must count ALL of the votes, including the dimpled touch-screens...

[Sender]

ROLF!! Also we must dust all the touchscreens for fingerprints, compare their position on the screen with the multilingual e-ballots, then match them up to the dimpled dem fingers...gawd, if you put a lightswitch in front of a Fla dem voter they couldn't be sure if was on or off.