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To: chemainus
Is it legal to cut the balls off Kofi Annan for pretending to have any relationship at all to the brave and independent people who defeated NAZI ( socialist) Germany and Imperialist Japan in WW II . Someone please advise me on the legalities as the wish is already present. Thank you.

After some effort, I believe I have located a legal precedent. Judge Roy Bean, Law West of the Pecos, once acquitted a man for killing a chinaman. After consulting what law books as were at his disposal, Judge Bean said he could find no law specifically against killing a chinaman in that teritory.

Similarly, I can find no prohibition against the castration of Kofi Annan. In fact, the procedure might actually calm him down, and he could stop humping the leg of every Neo-communist dictator who speaks ill of the USA. I would recommend, however, that he wear dresses, lipstick, and costume jewelry for a period of three months beforehand, so as to smooth the transition.

33 posted on 09/12/2002 1:17:51 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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To: San Jacinto
RE;Koffee's balls, perhaps we could transplant them on to
Trent Lott.
45 posted on 09/12/2002 2:44:08 PM PDT by tet68
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