[ArneFufkin]

I loved the guy in the Iraqi delegation taking notes the whole time:

"To President Hussein Saddam: I respectfully tender my resignation ...."

[Grampa Dave]

Yep, I can see those Iraqi delegates as you pointed out in their emails to Saddam:

"Dear Saddam, it has been great. However, I and my family will not be returning to Iraq as you requested.

I have just received a great job offer. Since, I want to spend quality time with my family (staying alive). I have accepted this great job. Please consider this my resignation. Good luck in the few days you have left.

Oh, yeah, the job is driving a cab in Newark, New Jersey. It will have on the front and back bumpers the following stickers: "Another Former Iraqi for Bush/Cheney in 2004!"