If I win, I pledge to you I will buy a controlling interest. Then I will fire Howell Raines, R.W. Apple, Adam Clymer, Frank Rich, and Maureen Dowd! I will do it with much fanfare, and have cameras present as they are forced to leave the building!!
Then I will hire Mark Steyn, Tony Blankley, Mark Halperin, and Peggy Noonan. I will place John Huang2 in the position of editor in chief, and then I will wave fondly to you all as I go back to working on my roses.
Great choice!