JANET RENO LOSES IN FLA!!!!

Fox News Network | 09-10-02 | Self

[soozla]

Greta Van Susteren just did a "news alert" that Janet Reno's run for Fla. govenor is over. She suffered a "big defeat" at the hands of opponent Bill McBride.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I was hoping she won the primary so Jeb can wipe the floor with her jittery ass. McBride might actually have a chance, but only liberal true believers will vote for Herr Reno . . . thus ensuring Jeb victory.

[justsomedude]

Hopefully this Mac Bribe guy will be easier to beat than Reno.

Agree and love the nickname you gave him.

[SamAdams76]

No. Reno losing the primary is a total repudiation of Clinton/Gore. It's a good sign. Granted, this McBride will give Bush a tougher fight but that's good. Conservatives always do better when they have a fight on their hands. Otherwise they get complacent. You don't get to the Super Bowl by playing the Detroit Lions every week.

[TxBec]

Payback is a b****, huh? : )

[Dan from Michigan]

GOOD RIDDANCE TO THAT MURDEROUS BITCH!

[Paul Atreides]

Did Janet appear shaken by the news?

[1L]

Sheesh. She ran for only 2 reasons: 1) If there was any remote chance she would be subject to some sort of prosecution (doubtful, but possible), she needed some cover. Running against the President's brother was all the cover needed. 2)If she happened to win, great. But the real benefit of the run was to stash as much money away as possible, reward friends with campaign consulting fees, staff salaries, and pay herself what she could get away with. I know most RATS are stupid, but those that gave to her and didn't know they were sticking the money in her pocket should give up on trying to remember to breathe.

[Dan from Michigan]

You don't get to the Super Bowl by playing the Detroit Lions every week

GRRRRRRRrr. Why the hell did you have to bring up the Lions?!

[samantha]

Trinchi Trinchitella, the ex Union enforcer from NY originally came out for Reno,however after being given more potential power from all the McLawyer/ex Clinton thugs,suddenly he is a big McLawyer supporter. He runs a good percentage of the huge condo vote in Dade/Broward/Palm Beach counties. Yes they are sheep. Jeb will win,but it just became a lot harder.

[Wondervixen]

You know as well as anyone that Hitlery isn't just going to run and take a boot up that big butt of hers fair & square. It's been a common established practice of any Clinton campaign to skew the facts of what happens during the campaign so the public THINKS only good things happen to them and everyone is FOR her.

Best example was the concert for 9/11 where we all KNOW she was soundly booooo'd on stage, yet MTV changed the audio to cheers.

Mark my words, it'll happen day in and day out trying to fool the masses into thinking she's WANTED by the majority!

[Jalapeno]

I want a (Pregnant-Chad) Recount!!!!!!!!

[Dubya]

Marine from Texas bump.

[BigDaddyTX]

Credit to Larry The Cable Guy for the following commentary!!
http://www.larrythecableguy.com/commentary/2002/february/0201a.htm

What the hell is this Russia! Janet Reno, the "It's Pat" of politics, done pulled a Gerald Ford and fell over at a function. At first I thought she tripped on her pee bag and then I find out it was cause she passed out from the heat. Sucks for her. If she's got trouble with heat maybe FLORIDA aint exactly the right place to run for governor. Hell, it's a wonder she don't pass out every 17 minutes down here. Maybe she oughta run for office in the Dakotas or better yet the gulags. Janet Reno, the mayor of the gulag! Let me tell ya something about this elderly he-she. You could put a ball cap and a clip on tie on a dog turd and have a better canndidate for governor. This Dick Butkis with boobs oughta stick to her old job of hauling freight in a Peterbuilt. Janet Reno has about as much chance of being governor as Rosie O'Donnell does of fitting in a size 10! After she come to they asked her if this fainting spell would be a hindrance to her campaign and she said, "I think I racked myself!" They said Janet, are you okay? And she said, "Seriously, I racked myself!" I think, she's seriously, nuts! Look, God bless ole Reno, I'm sure she's a good feller and I'm just pulling her chain. I'm just saying if your gonna pass out from something being to hot Florida aint the place to be unless you put a retractable roof over the whole state! Like Janet Reno said after she come to, "I think I racked myself!"

[Revolting cat!]

Yeah, Janet Reno might of lost, but another damn Democrat done won!

[madison10]

Shockingly Reno thought she could win. (Hold my brain alert)

LOL Poor Lions.

[hispanarepublicana]

[VA Advogado]

bump

[Rebelbase]

The dead have'nt voted yet.

[soozla]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

(Hook 'em, horns!!)