[Xenalyte]

Okay, if you're gonna go down THAT road, I see your Stretch Armstrong, and I raise you . . .

A Shogun Warrior!

[FatherTorque]

Wanna get nostalgic sometime? Head on over to Ebay and start searching for all the toys you had when you were a kid.

We spent about 4 hours last Christmas eve doing that and found all kinds of stuff that we had forgotten about.

[Revelation 911]

YOU are a product of the eighties (snort) - go back to your roots young luke skywalker - try the Fantastic Four

or the "Thunderbirds"

[Constitution Day]

My favorite when I was a kid:

It also had the COOLEST intro:

Six Million Dollar Man Intro

Tracking: It looks good at NASA One.

Control: Uh, Roger.

Steve: DCS arm switch is on.

Control: OK, Victor.

Steve: Landing rocket arm switch is on. Here comes the throttle. Circuit breaker's in.

Tracking: We have separation.

Steve: Roger. Inboard and outboards are on. We're comin' forward with the sidestick.

Tracking: All looks good.

Control: Uh, Roger.

Steve: I've got a blowout. Damper three.

Control: Get your pitch to zero.

Steve: Engine's out. I can't hold altitude.

Control: Correction. Alpha hold is off. Trip select is emergency.

Steve: Flightcom, I can't hold it. She's breaking up. She's break……..

Kaboooooooooooooom.

Steve Austin. Astronaut. A man barely alive.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
We have the technology.
We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man.

Steve Austin will be that man.
We can make him better than he was before.

Better. Stronger. Faster.