Sort of like this:
Police Constable Pan Am Sketch - Monty Python's Flying CircusPoliceman: (Graham Chapman) Right. Right! RIGHT! Now then! Now then! Your turn.
Chemist: (Michael Palin) Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'?
Policeman: Oh! Right, what's all this, then?
Chemist: This man has been shoplifting, officer.
Policeman: Oh, he has? Yus?
Chemist: Yes.
Policeman: Are you trying to tell me my job?
Chemist: No, but he's been shoplifting.
Policeman: Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I'll put my fist through your teeth. F'tang. F'tang.
Man (Eric Idle): But officer, this man here...
Policeman: I've had enough of you. You're under arrest.
(He makes noises of plane flying and firing.)
Chemist: Officer, it wasn't him. (indicates shoplifter) He's the shoplifter.
Shoplifter: (Terry Jones) No I'm not.
Shoplifter's Mate: (sticking his head out of mac) He's not, I'm a witness.
Policeman: (to chemist) One more peep out of you and I'll do you for heresy.
Chemist: Heresy. Blimey. I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Policeman: Shut up! F'tang. F'tang. Oh, that's nice. (he takes an object off the counter and pockets it) Right. I'm taking you along to the station.
Man: What for?
Policeman: I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. (makes plane noise again) Raindrops keep falling on my head, but that doesn't mean that my...
(Caption appears on screen: 'AN APOLOGY')
Voice Over: (John Cleese) The BBC would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Constable Pan-Am. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance. Photo of Buzz Aldrin.
(Superimposed caption on the screen: 'THE BUZZ ALDRIN SHOW STARRING BUZZ ALDRIN WITH... (CREDITS)' Cut to Gumbys as at start of show.)
Gumbys: And now for something completely different. (jump cut to female Gumbys; then back to original shot) Oh that was fun. And now (CAPTION: 'THE END') The end, The end! The end! The end!
Regards, Ivan