Perhaps he should have blamed the corrupting influence of television. After all, isn't there profanity on NYPD Blue? He could have brought this up as a defense and then dropped his pants and shown his butt to the judge. Gritty police realism with problems wrapped up in under an hour.
mORE pc BS !
tHE PERSON WHO HASN'T USED PROFANITY IS A VERY RARE BIRD!
I pity these officers,etc when dealing with criminals who speak in profanities constantly.