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To: section9
More from that sketch....

Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.

Mr. Hilton: Yes.

Inspector: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?

Mr. Hilton: Yes, a little one.

Inspector: What sort of frog?

Mr. Hilton: A...a *dead* frog.

Inspector: Is it cooked?

Mr. Hilton: No.

Inspector: What, a RAW frog?!?

Mr. Hilton: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Inspector: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!

Mr. Hilton: What else?

Inspector: Well, don't you even take the bones out?

Mr. Hilton: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?


Regards, Ivan
112 posted on 09/06/2002 3:10:36 PM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.

Operation Black Knight?
"Look, you stupid b@astard. You've got no arms left."

http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/movies/holy-grail/scene-04.html

185 posted on 09/06/2002 4:38:25 PM PDT by RANDomScout
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