WHO SAYS LAMESTREAM NEWS ANCHORS ARE BIG-HAIRED CLICHES? (I do!)

ABC World News Tonight

[martin_fierro]

Admittedly, I haven't watched ABC's "looser, hipper" World News NOW in ages. I'm not loose or hip enough to want my news in that goofy, biased format.

But I've heard so much from the press in the meantime about how they've been unfairly maligned as big-haired fluff.

So tonight I happen to flip around the channels and catch this:

Nice to see some cliches never change.

[widowithfoursons]

Just how many bennies does one take to reach that totally closed eye look?

[martin_fierro]

Have at it!

[DWSUWF]

Big hair?

In fairness to World News NOW, there's a young Negro fellow reading the propaganda-prompter in the early morning who's as bald as a newborn baby's ass.

I know because I have to get up to pee most mornings about then and turn on the (muted) TV to give me just enough light to keep from stumbling on the furniture.

[Izzy Dunne]

Where's my brain? .......... It's around here somewhere............. I had it a minute ago......... I can almost feel it......

[Izzy Dunne]

Where's my brain? .......... It's around here somewhere............. I had it a minute ago......... I can almost feel it......

[ChasingFletch]

Who is that....Mary Wilson of the Supremes??? (by the way I saw Mary Wilson the other day, and she is fine. She is one beautiful girl and she's close to 60 years old. It really is miraculous. She looks like she's 30!

While we're at it, FoxNews ought to clean up Laurie Dhue. Take off that jar of lipgloss and give her a real color in her hair. Her head looks like an old wooden clothespin! Put on sweet Heather Nauert.

[Doohickey]

Monica? Eyes closed, mouth open...not to mention the hair. Wonder if she has a blue dress?