[Dead Corpse]

Probably. I hope he has a nice long talk with them some day.

Preferably sometime after I hit Valhalla.

[Selmo]

The original headline says nothing about pagans. Neither does the article.

The Curve fire that has consumed more than 16,000 acres in the Angeles National Forest was started by candles used in a ritual involving animal sacrifice, U.S. Forest officials said late Wednesday.

[ . . . ]

Rumored reports of a Satanic cult or a group of "witches" that are regularly seen in the forest lighting candles and cutting off chicken heads are also being looked into, sources said Wednesday.

If it walks like a duck . . .