[Grampa Dave]

It will be a long time before the Biscuit Fire burns out or dies out. Hidden in the latest Biscuit, Floristry Circus Klown update was this little remark, It will take significant moisture to reduce the combustion capability of fuels, and more than one rain will be needed to eliminate the fire danger.

Grampa Dave will translate this. Since most of the fire was in the Kalmiopsis Wilderness where it is against the perverted Tree Hugging Law to fight a good fire, one caused by lightening. We the Klowns of the Floristry Circus will stand around the former Kalmiopsis Wilderness, holding hands and chanting Fire is Good! Fire is great!

This Druid Chanting will continue until we have had more than one significant rain.

In the meantime our Green Treehugging Butt Buddies in the media are putting out our Green Lies that these fires and in particuliar the Biscuit fire were really minor little fires. Minor Fires blown out of proportion by the evil conservatives on Free Republic and Bush, the bad president who wants to return common sense to our forests.

[dixiechick2000]

" Since most of the fire was in the Kalmiopsis Wilderness where it is against the perverted Tree Hugging Law to fight a good fire, one caused by lightening. We the Klowns of the Floristry Circus will stand around the former Kalmiopsis Wilderness, holding hands and chanting Fire is Good! Fire is great!"

That would make me LOL if it weren't so true...and so sad.

"In the meantime our Green Treehugging Butt Buddies in the media are putting out our Green Lies that these fires and in particuliar the Biscuit fire were really minor little fires."

I can tell you that the news of the fires that I saw while in Mississippi and Texas reported that it was a big deal. Those are two very conservative states, though. I enjoyed the news much more than I do here! ;o)