[ex-Texan]

I did believe it until I read it on Amazon.com ....

BBBZZZZZZZZ !

[LurkerNoMore!]

My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

rotf

Someone has got to be messing with Amazon. These reviews are too funny.

[JZoback]

Seen the movie 32 times

What type of parent let their child see a movie 32 times?

I would not let my child watch that much T.V. at home, lest pay for a movie 32 times.

[sinkspur]

You have a dirty mind.

[socal_parrot]

Wipe that smile off your face, junior!

[B Knotts]

My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

ROFL

[College Repub]

Funny, but breaking news?

[Nebullis]

You forgot to highlight this one:

My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Great gift idea for Grandma, so she can experience the magic of Harry Potter herself..........

[HairOfTheDog]

This headline isn't really gonna stay in breaking news is it? I may snap!

[Texas_Jarhead]

lol

[Texaggie79]

Mommy, give me my Broom back!!!!!

[tutstar]

Surely the parents aren't so stupid that they don't know why their teen daughters like this "toy". Why would kids this age be given this type toy anyway? A witches broom seems to be a bit juvenile for this age group. Why not a stick horse instead?

[Cachelot]

This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things.

If your boy suddenly has gained the ability to fly, I suggest you cage him. And weigh the cage down with a few hefty weights. Then call the zoo, the police, the fire department and an exorcist.

Be careful and don't get zapped.

[BrooklynGOP]

huhu :)

[demnomo]

Come on. This must be from The Onion. If it's true, it gives the anti-Harry Potterites some "fuel for the occultist book-burning fire." Gracious. WHAT WERE THE CREATORS OF THIS ITEM THINKING? I shudder to think...

[WarSlut]

When you consider that Alfonso Cuarón, director of the "Y tu mamá también" (Mexican version of "Kids") has been tapped for the fourth Harry Potter film -- "Harry and the Lucky Rabbit's Foot", or something like that -- it all begins to make sense.

Somewhere, Victor Salva is smiling.

[Sharif]

Doing my Dr. Evil impression with my pinkie to my lip:
"I will create an evil broomstick that will force the children of the world to be corrupted and deflowered. Then I will open up a series of Adult Bookstores and sell the more anatomically correct versions to these same children when they get old enough to come (no pun intended) through the door. We will make billions! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

[ovrtaxt]

Just wrote a review for Amazon. Goes something like this:

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= Fun = Educational = Durability
A wonderful addition to my collection!
Reviewer: Janet Reno from Florida
I never saw Harry Potter, but after reading a few of the reviews here, I ran right out and purchased a Nimbus 2000! The sound effects and vibrating action is lots of fun, and it's great for relieving the stress of driving my red pickup truck all day. The only thing I would suggest is an AC adaptor for the Nimbus 2000. The batteries are getting expensive!

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I think they review the reviews before they post to the page, though. The control freaks!

[steveo]

I was wondering what this year's hot toy was going to be. Maybe this is it.