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New Harry Potter Broomstick A Personal Vibrator For Kids?
Amazon.com ^ | 9/3/2002 | Staff

Posted on 09/02/2002 9:11:34 AM PDT by ex-Texan

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1 posted on 09/02/2002 9:11:34 AM PDT by ex-Texan
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To: ex-Texan
I did believe it until I read it on Amazon.com ....

BBBZZZZZZZZ !

2 posted on 09/02/2002 9:14:10 AM PDT by ex-Texan
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To: ex-Texan
My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

rotf

Someone has got to be messing with Amazon. These reviews are too funny.

3 posted on 09/02/2002 9:16:43 AM PDT by LurkerNoMore!
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To: ex-Texan
Seen the movie 32 times

What type of parent let their child see a movie 32 times?

I would not let my child watch that much T.V. at home, lest pay for a movie 32 times.

4 posted on 09/02/2002 9:17:03 AM PDT by JZoback
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To: ex-Texan
New Amazon.com link:

Click Here

5 posted on 09/02/2002 9:17:34 AM PDT by ex-Texan
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To: ex-Texan
You have a dirty mind.
6 posted on 09/02/2002 9:18:19 AM PDT by sinkspur
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To: ex-Texan
My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.

I know these are "real' reviews on that site, but somebody had too much free time.

The letters are hilarious, though.

7 posted on 09/02/2002 9:20:18 AM PDT by LurkerNoMore!
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To: ex-Texan
Wipe that smile off your face, junior!


8 posted on 09/02/2002 9:21:02 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: ex-Texan
My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!

ROFL

9 posted on 09/02/2002 9:22:03 AM PDT by B Knotts
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To: ex-Texan
Funny, but breaking news?
10 posted on 09/02/2002 9:22:20 AM PDT by College Repub
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He may have a dirty mind, but what in the world was the toy company thinking when they made this toy?

C'mon a broom that vibrates when you put it between your legs???

I have a hard time believing SOMEONE at some point in time didn't say "maybe this isn't the world's greatest idea", but did it anyway

IMHO

11 posted on 09/02/2002 9:24:11 AM PDT by JZoback
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I just had a great idea .... Let's Freep the Amazon.com reviews page and write own reviews!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !

12 posted on 09/02/2002 9:24:35 AM PDT by ex-Texan
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just had a great idea .... Let's Freep the Amazon.com reviews page and write own reviews!

Sure you haven't already?

;-)

13 posted on 09/02/2002 9:25:52 AM PDT by LurkerNoMore!
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Well, why did you think witchcraft is so popular, particularly among ugly women? It's not the eye of new or tongue of frog....
14 posted on 09/02/2002 9:28:44 AM PDT by proxy_user
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To: College Repub
Probably b/c Amazon will delete these reviews as soon as they find out about them.
15 posted on 09/02/2002 9:28:50 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative
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Perhaps they didn't realize why it did so well in its focus groups.
16 posted on 09/02/2002 9:29:24 AM PDT by Redcloak
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To: ex-Texan
You forgot to highlight this one:

My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.

18 posted on 09/02/2002 9:29:43 AM PDT by Nebullis
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To: ex-Texan; Cagey; SeeRushToldU_So; P7M13
Great gift idea for Grandma, so she can experience the magic of Harry Potter herself..........
19 posted on 09/02/2002 9:32:10 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: LurkerNoMore!
I swear I'm innocent .... I was laughing so hard and in such a rush to post it that I didn't even think about it. I never visit Amazon.com and would never buy anything from them ... I prefer buying from small shop owners near the where town I live.
20 posted on 09/02/2002 9:33:06 AM PDT by ex-Texan
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