[Siobhan]

Cardinal Maida has been as the guard blessing the thieves to steal whatever they could find in the warehouse.

The Cardinal is the central problem, and secondarily his staff is abominable. Third, Father "Doc" is as lousy a priest as Baby Doc was a ruler of Haiti.

Jennifer Granholm isn't a Roman Catholic, but the fault lies with her priest and her bishops and Cardinal -- because they aren't really Roman Catholic either.

But don't tell anyone. "Be vewy, vewy quiwet."

[Notwithstanding]

THIS IS ON TODAY's FRONTPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - with a photo on the inside (and today's paper is a combined issue of both the Free PRess and the Detorit News - so it was delivered to loads of people).

The story is getting traction.