That is because you do not know what it is like here in New Mexico where English is an ill tolerated second language, Bill "I gave Monica a job to shut her up" Richardson will be our next Governor and Pete "Let's not call any witnesses for God's Sake!" Domenici passes for a Pubbie.
My wife and I are shopping for a retirement home in rural small town southwestern Indiana and it looks like a true conservative stronghold there to us!!
I mean after all a lot of the people there DO speak English and most homes don't even have iron bars over the windows! Que Paridiso!!