[shaggy eel]

,,, you bet! I can tell you that if I made about $US80m a year, I could do a whole lot better than trying to look like my sister.

[Paul Atreides]

I don't know which is more faggy; the crystal wall sconce on his chest, or the gold kneepads/shin protectors. I guess he needs the latter to keep little boys (aka, potential victims) from kicking him in the shins.