To: Conservative Dr.Pepper Drinker
I've thought we were close twice already, only to be proved wrong.
How many chances do we get? This time I want two chances.
Pick #1:
If things go according to our timetable, it will obviously be 2am, Baghdad time, early in the morning of January 5th, 2003.
'Course, Sadman Insane may decide to take matters into his own hands. If he decides he has a better chance of long-term survival (he is no suicide bomber) he may decide to pre-empt our pre-emptive attack by launching a pre-emptive attack.
Therefore, Pick #2:
Monday, November 4, 2002, at 9:30am. Simultaneous attacks in New York and Washington D.C. Just before Ramadan begins. Would make allah happy, ya know. Might get an extra virgin.
(WARNING: If the judges rule against my right to a second pick, I will appeal to the New Jersey Supreme Court. So don't even think about disqualifing my vote. I also reserve the right to vote again later.)
Both these high probability times/dates are supported by the same superior inside information and superior analysis that supported my two previous wrong guesses. This time, however, I am right. Unless I am wrong. Again.
To: EternalHope
Guess again. I am updating the chart on 1/18 if we haven't started before then. Current chart is at post 573.
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