1. Incredible entertainment (lost of comedic material for Leno and Letterman).
2. An embarressed Demmycrat candidate who got beaten by an inmate.
3. An entire Congress who are gonna look like they just got collectively bitch-slapped (especially that idiot Hulshof from Missouri) when Jimbo returns to their "august" chambers.
4. A mass audience for all Trificant "BEAM ME UP!" speeches in the future.
5. A sudden run on squirrel/wigs as a hot Halloween and Christmas item.
6. A return of sartorial splendor to Congress....NOT!