INTRODUCTION OF THE FLUSH TOILET DEPLORED AT EARTH SUMMIT

CNSNews.com ^ | 8-30-02 | Marc Morano

[nutmeg]

Since I've gotten my Clinton Toilet, it overflows all the time...Can't handle any toiletpaper...What a joy!

Oh, don't even get me started on those "low-flow" toilets! We're planning to remodel our bathrooms soon, but I plan on hanging on to our old "high-flow" ones that came with our house... even though one of them is ugly avocado green! :-)

Thanks for the ping. More enviro-wacko insanity!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Why did I know Bill Moyers would be involved in this farse?

He seems to have, ah, swerved into this story.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Someone send this to Rush.

[KLT]

Send it to Rush, my friend...

[KLT]

crazy stuff, right nutmeg...hang on to those toilets...

[varon]

Does that make my family a bunch of lefty tree huggers like the Earth Summiteers?

Don't know about that but I'll bet your "estate" has a distinct essence that a visitor would find rather intriguing, to say the least ;-)

[elcaudillo]

Al Gore, when a US senator, did all he could do to eliminate the flush toilet. He and his ilk reduced the size of the water closet so you have to flush it several times to eliminate waste.

I see his face every time I flush.

[cmsgop]

Was Bill Moyers hosting a Cocktail Social afterwards......?

[Ann Archy]

Don't forget that Defacation and urnation on the Streets ofSan Francisco was JUST outlawed....not even 3 MONTHS ago!! San Francisco is a Beautifl Third World Area.

[ContentiousObjector]

Free Republic should send a card to the mayor of SF,

Free Republic Congratulates San Francisco on entering the 17th Century

[Ann Archy]

When SF elected Slick Willy Brown you just KNEW that city couldn't be helped.

[Nitro]

KLT...

If I had gotten your post earlier I would have replied with much the same as anyone can see in post #3!!

Further don't beleive all the so-called Western Country's have these amenities, I could tell you about a challenging encounter I had with a French Toilette I encountered on one of my Navy visits!!

[Nitro]

So I don't forget this one like the last funny story I promised you, here goes... and remember I was in the US Navy and living like an animal...!!

So there I was in France, having a few drinks and enjoying the sights, ha, we were in the "Gut" and we knew it...

we were drinking hard and fast, we finally ended up in a joint with the fewest "buy-me-drinkie" girls and I decided I had to take a crap... no other way to say it...

So I headed to the mens room and when I arrived I was greeted with what I call a "Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo" shitter... no seat... no nothing except a porcelan square and a small hole... I was ready to proceed so I disrobed to the appropriate point and pointed to the approriate hole... to my my surprise I experienced explosive diarrhea and tattoed the wall... I only then realized there was no tiolet tissue so I wondered for a second until I hit upon the idea of using my knife to cut off my shorts and use them... then I was left with shorst with my name and SSN on them and how to dispose... it just keeps getting better... so I decided down the hole, afterall I didn't send anything else down the hole... that took a while... but I mamnaged it... one final joke..............

someone was waiting to use it after me and I had no French to "lie" I found it this way!!

[KLT]

OMG...leave it to the French to design a toilet not fit for consumption...BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that was a funny toilet story Nirto...

[Tailgunner Joe]

All I can say is, ... wow.

[BluesDuke]

Not that I needed more convincing, but this sure does fortify anyone's conviction that the Green Weenies are, simply, full of sh@t. And would like to make sure everyone else stays that way...

[sauropod]

I saw this and have taped it. Will do a review of the show.

Had heard of the attendees' propensity to ban the flush toilet. It was amusing, therefore, when the Indian lady spoke up about that.

It was not amusing when Bill Moyers hectored Fred Smith for helping to fire Robert Watson (who was also in the room), and the lady Brit was as obnoxious as Sally Jesse Raphael or Katie Couric with her third way liberalism.

'Pod

[sauropod]

The Brit broad co-hosting the show stated that America contributes the most pollution to the world with nothing to
back that statement up. 'Pod

[Inkie]

No, but it means that your yard may get mighty smelly.