INTRODUCTION OF THE FLUSH TOILET DEPLORED AT EARTH SUMMIT

CNSNews.com ^ | 8-30-02 | Marc Morano

[KLT]

[KLT]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I almost didn't make it to the bathroom after seeing this...ROTFLOL, hysterical..RBA

[KLT]

Is that for real...OMG...where do you find these things...

What a bunch of WACKOS!

[KLT]

Does that make my family a bunch of lefty tree huggers like the Earth Summiteers?

Gee, no flushing toilets doesn't make for very sanitary conditions, nor does relieving yourself anywhere...I don't know irish guard..

[KLT]

Oh no...hellinahandcart...this is for real...See BSNN isn't so far off the mark...Scary right?

[semaj]

What the F#&K ?

[semaj]

"his tooth were horrible"

All one of them. LOL. Dat twern't no gramatcle mustake wuuzit?

[KLT]

I have a suggestion. Let's all go flush our toilets 10 times in honor of this article :-) And then I'll make my second 60 mile round trip alone in my 8 passenger gas guzzling SUV.

Sounds like a plan....But I'll bet your gas guzzling SUV isn't as bad as Al Gore's Escalade...

[KLT]

What the F#&K ?

My thought exactly...

[gitmo]

Gorelets! That's great.
Think I'll go take a Gore.

[.38sw]

Um, yes. It was an error. I should read what I write before hitting "Post".

[Ole Okie]

Man, this story is just a little too chic sale.

The whole meeting has deteriorated into ridiculousness. LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!

[dalereed]

I hope all the tree huggers forget to write their weight on the wall before they flush.

It would be a real shame if we knew how much to dip out.

[semaj]

"It was an error."

Even so, I thought it was hilarious, even though you didn't mean it to be

[semaj]

"I don't think a lot of electricity is a good thing. It is the fuel that powers a lot of multi-national imagery,"

What the F#&K ? Meant to include the above quote in the post.

[texson66]

Maybe we need to switch to that famous potty as seen on the Simpsons?

Toilet to Homer: " I will be very honored to receive your waste. (plays happy tune with water fountain efects from bowl)

[henbane]

A female panelist from India complained that the flush toilet encourages excessive water consumption around the world and is not ecologically friendly.

Give her a big roll of tickets and a manure shovel--then put her in charge of a 3-seater in downtown Calcutta.

[Leper Messiah]

Ill have to tape this show for a good laugh.

BTW Fred Smith rocks, he was on Washington Journal the other day.

[piasa]

Actually, I live in an apartment and my landlord was required to replace my showerhead with one that sprays less water. It's a piece of crap. I probably take longer showers now because I need more time to rinse the shampoo out of my hair.

Oh, that's easy to fix. Just unscrew the showerhead and look on the inside; you'll see a perforated disc in the there not quite an inch across. Using a straightened paperclip, or a fork, or whatever, you can lift that sucker right out of there. Throw it away.

Next, screw the shower head back on and enjoy a decent shower again.

[StopGlobalWhining]

The flush toilet helped rid us of losing a quarter of the population every few years.

And that helped contribute to the over-population "crisis". So if we get rid of flush toilets, we will have more effective natural population control. At least that seems to be the eco-wacko position.

I'm not clear on how to reconcile that with the AIDS "crisis". algore says overpopulation contributes to global warming, so now what to do?