Hey hey hey HEY HEY! You got sumptin' against Northern Idaho?
Those of us who live in small towns and rural areas find this kind of condescension infuriating. This is one principal reason for the blue/red nation dichotomy ("oh, listen, dear, the hick used a big word, isn't that cute?") and one reason a lot of city boys find out the hard way not to pee on a eee-lectric fence...