My little daughter, out of the blue yesterday, asked, "Mommy-if you died, who would take care of us while daddy went to work?"
While she was stammering out an answer about Nana and Auntie, I said, "Why, Catherine Zeta-Jones, of course".
Slept on the couch.
A slip of the tongue like that will do it every time.
Honesty isn't always the best policy.