[AnAmericanMother]

To the tune of "The Last Time I Saw Paris":

I'll ne'er forget our wedding night.
Her figure nice and neat
Slid off like icing on a cake
And landed at her feet.
The last time I saw cotton
Was on the floor that night
It might look good in fancy clothes
But it's not much fun to bite.

My FATHER sings this! (I hasten to add that the ladies in our family do not need any artificial endowments . . . and neither do the men. :-D )

[William Terrell]

Many folks will follow an image straight to Hell, if the last 80 years of elected officials are any clue.

[Corin Stormhands]

Well, then there's the one from Hee-Haw...

You took off yor peg leg, yor wig an' yor glass eye,
You should have seen the look on yor face...
I wanted to kiss you and hug you my darlin'
But you were scattered all over the place.

Where O, where are you tonite...