[11th Earl of Mar]

"What do I have to do to make you love me?

"What do I need to be heard?

"What do I do if lightning strikes me?

"Sorry seems to be the hardest word..."

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[name that tune]

[wimpycat]

Oh, I know that song! It's right on the tip of my tongue.
Is it an Elton John song?

[Willie Green]

"It's sad, so sad
It's a sad, sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd"