"There are other obstetrics programs in the community," Mr. Kerr added, "but you want to have a baby as close to home as you can, in as comfortable a place as you can."Just have the trial lawyer come to your house and deliver the babe!
The downside..he would demand 20% of the babe's future earnings.
Ha! Hey, here's a TV advertisement you are never likely to see...(Lawyer pitchman voiceover), "If you think your lawsuit against the tobacco companies was handled haphazardly and in a shoddy fachion, call Dewey, Cheetham and Howe, we've recovered millions. Don't lose your rights to incompetent lawyers."
The first lawyer who specializes in such a practice would be richly rewarded.