How can a person conceal himself from the jinn (genie)when in the toilet?

Islam Q & A ^ | 25 Aug, 2002 | Answer Supervised by Shaikh: M. S. Al-Munajjid

[guitfiddlist]

>...for this place is filthy (khabeeth) and a filthy place...

I recommend a weak solution of bleach, or Comet and a scrubbing pad or some Lysol floor cleaner,....

"...so thank you for your question, Mr. B.C. of Chappaqua, New York, and hopefully you will be able to clean that sink up as well. Readers, keep those great questions coming. Praise be to Allah!"

[stands2reason]

Oh, disgusting!!!

[TD911]

I saw that X-Files episode too.

When that little dude got "into" the guy in the airport bathroom, that was too much.

[weikel]

I've always wanted a genie. So who would win in a fight Samantha or Genie? I mean Genie has limitations that Sam doesn't have however blinking is faster than nose wiggling.

[stands2reason]

Jinn uses the Force to watch you pee.

[apochromat]

Beware of splashing things, including the power flush.

[MadIvan]

You disappoint me:

And Master Yoda spoke so highly of you. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[apochromat]

There's always those sheets of paper cut like a seat.

[stands2reason]

The worst toilet in Scotland!

[3catsanadog]

Well, since I believe my God, the God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob, sees every move I make and knows me to the depths of my soul, I reckon He's with me when I have my daily morning sit down.

[Billthedrill]

Well, you know, for those mornings when even the EPA won't send people into your bathroom without suits, it'd be nice to be able to blame the Jinn for it. That, or have to fess up to the pickled eggs, saurkraut, bratwurst and beer that made up your previous evening's repast...

[WSGilcrest]

[WSGilcrest]

Tidy-Bowl Man Found
Missing for over fifteen years, and presumed dead, the Tidy Bowl man has finally been found and he his alive.

"It was pretty rough paddling at first" cites Wilbert Fresco. "But once I found the lagoon I was in paradise".

Fresco, who was known to the world for many years as the "Tidy Bowl Man" paddled a rowboat in toilets nationwide, had been accidentally flushed when shooting a commercial in 1984.  After an unsuccessful six month manhunt he was presumed dead.

Thanks to Dave Bowels of the Tucson Water Works, who happened across Fresco while inspecting a valve in sewage lagoon #2, for rescuing the missing seaman.  "I always wondered why lagoon #2 was so much cleaner than the others" commented Bowels. "Now I know, and I'm glad to see the Tidy Bowl man again".

Fresco plans to return to his normal duty of cleaning and disinfecting residential toilet bowls as soon as his rowboat is updated to current OSHA requirements, now required due to the dangers of modern "power flush" toilet designs.  Look for Wilbert in your bowl this spring.  -- Staff

[SarahW]

And nation of superstitious, obsessive-compulsives.
There is something wrong with their minds. I'm serious.

[SarahW]

Doubt he's offended by your poo, though.

[dcwusmc]

Big hilarious bump!

[another cricket]

What, they have lawyers and politicians in the outhouses over there ??? (evil grin)

Do you know of a better place for storage of toxic waste?

a.cricket

[Esoterica]

As opposed to people like yourself, who apparently know everything?

[Lincoln]

Hence the shayaateen frequent the places where humans relieve themselves, and they want to do them harm.

Actually this might not be far from the truth since this is a Satanic cult... though I suspect that their demons would more closely resemble James Carville than Barbara Eden or Elizabeth Montgomery.