I have a t-shirt that reads [I'm Out of Estrogen & I've Got a Gun]. I don't really wear it that much. I once told an officer who stopped me for speeding that I was sick to my stomach & I was hurrying home to throw up. Nice guy, he let me go without a ticket.
[as officer walks up to car, pulling out his book and a pen]
"I'll have a double cheeseburger with an order of fries and a chocolate shake."