Montana Woman Accused Of Plotting To Poison Prince William (Hillary & Kennedy too)

Ananova ^ | 8-22-2002

[blam]

Montana woman accused of plotting to poison Prince William

A woman has been arrested in the US accused of plotting to poison Prince William.

Tashala Hayman, a 22-year-old telesales operator, is in custody after police raided her home and found a package containing a soft drink bottle laced with sodium cyanide.

The parcel was to be sent to the Prince at an address in Scotland.

Officers also found the addresses of Senators Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy, to whom Hayman is accused of posting two poisoned drinks with a note that read: "Have a Coke and a smile."

Police say they found the package to Prince William when they searched her trailer park home in Vaughn, Montana, after she was arrested for buying a handgun with a stolen debit card number.

Hayman faces up to 20 years in jail and £7,000 in fines if convicted. She has been remanded in custody pending a bail hearing.

Story filed: 11:01 Thursday 22nd August 2002

[Paul Atreides]

What did Prince William ever do to anyone?

[Paul Atreides]

Tashala Hayman, a 22-year-old telesales operator

Didn't we all know that telemarketers were evil?

[Cultural Jihad]

A related article here:
Woman Sent Cyanide to Senator, Police Say

[ofMagog]

A wee bit of schizophrenia
is like a wee bit of pregnancy...

[TADSLOS]

What did Prince William ever do to anyone?

probably resembled her ex-boyfriend.

[Bommer]

Officers also found the addresses of Senators Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy, to whom Hayman is accused of posting two poisoned drinks with a note that read: "Have a Coke and a smile."

She shouldn't be arrested, she should be given a metal.

[steveo]

1. Montana woman
2. a 22-year-old telesales operator
3. trailer park home
4. buying a handgun with a stolen debit card number

She has it all going on...

[Slip18]

Wonder why the fine is in pounds.

[Jakarta ex-pat]

"Hayman faces up to 20 years in jail and £7,000 in fines if convicted."

I wonder whether i'd bother to pay the fine if I were sentenced to 20 years.

[Paul Atreides]

Or, he hung up on her, during her sales pitch.

[Cultural Jihad]

Wonder why the fine is in pounds.

Apparently the article was written for a British audience.

[TADSLOS]

Officers also found the addresses of Senators Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy, to whom Hayman is accused of posting two poisoned drinks with a note that read: "Have a Coke and a smile."

That was dumb. She should have known that poison won't work on a wicked witch or on a guy who is saturated with alcohol.

[mystery-ak]

She can't be too bright either....did she really expect that if her plan worked these people would actually drink this *coke* they received in the mail...?

[WellsFargo94]

Did she actually think, a) he's going to open his own mail b) he's going to ever have access to the Coke c) he or anyone else would ever drink it?

[paulklenk]

This woman is a very strange monkey.

[thescourged1]

Hmmmmm....

I guess someone wasn't holding her beer for her.

[hobbes1]

*Ping

[Poohbah]

Tashala Hayman, a 22-year-old telesales operator, is in custody after police raided her home and found a package containing a soft drink bottle laced with sodium cyanide.

I'm waiting for the inevitable complaints about these jack-booted thugs not having probable cause.

The parcel was to be sent to the Prince at an address in Scotland.

Purely coincidental, I'm sure.

Officers also found the addresses of Senators Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy, to whom Hayman is accused of posting two poisoned drinks with a note that read: "Have a Coke and a smile."

I'm sure she's merely telemarketing a new variety of Coca-Cola...

Police say they found the package to Prince William when they searched her trailer park home in Vaughn, Montana, after she was arrested for buying a handgun with a stolen debit card number.

In reverse order: this (obscenity deleted) is (obscenity modifier deleted) STOO-PID, and what the (obscenity deleted) IS it with people who live in trailer parks?

[Kewlhand`tek]

well it would have to be REAL coke and they wouldve snorted it