[Bandolier]

Elvis was driving the sub that night, took too many reds, and didn't have a TV to shoot.

(They will discover these details, eventually.)

[baseballfanjm]

It was the 200 foot rods, I swear it! I know, I was there in a past life as an orca.

[Bill Rice]

"Elvis was driving the sub that night, took too many reds, and didn't have a TV to shoot."

LOL! Muh jelly-doughnut, Muh jelly-doughnut!

Thank yuh, thank yuh vera much.