[Don Joe]

"That's like decaf coffee or blended scotch - Yes, you could drink it, but what's the bloody point?"

Get back with us when you're hobbled by chronic pain, and your daily decision consists of "do I drive my car today as I grit my teeth, wince and groan in indescribable pain, or do I take my narcotic painkillers and stay home?"

[LouD]

Actually, I'm thinking you could probably use the straight stuff. It tends to help with pain, as well as improve one's sense of humor.

I recommend you get yourself a bong and a big stack of "Three Stooges" videos.