Speaking of flabby and pasty white, a similar experience can be had if you go
here (#176), taken by Miss Seadragon when she visited here. I think I forgot to ping you to it when it got posted. I hope you're well, of course, you won't be after you see that picture. :^)
Why, Argh, you handsome thing you. I'm wounded that you didn't ping me. You're gonna have to be mighty sweet to me for a while til I get over your neglect.