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SEPT. 11, 2002 -- DOUG FROM UPLAND GUEST TEACHER LESSON PLANS (6th grade)
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| 8-18-02
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Posted on 08/19/2002 5:58:32 PM PDT by doug from upland
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I still have a California lifetime K-8 teaching credential. I would be pleased to teach that day.
To: doug from upland
I like this. Problem: my daughter is only starting Kindergarten in September, can you put together an appropriate lesson plan for her?
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posted on
08/19/2002 5:59:58 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: doug from upland
Priceless!
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posted on
08/19/2002 6:01:14 PM PDT
by
leadpenny
To: doug from upland
Priceless!
To: Jimmy Valentine's brother
You might want to see this.
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posted on
08/19/2002 6:03:21 PM PDT
by
leadpenny
To: leadpenny
lol!
To: doug from upland
I would pay ca$h money to watch this. <|:)~
To: doug from upland
Very Good, DFU, Very Good
To: doug from upland
'Scuse me... but I don't see anytime at all set aside for teaching students how to get in touch with their inner-self and boosting their self-esteem. Isn't that was school is all about? Heartless bast*rd!!
To: hole_n_one
For sure. This thing will be emailed all over the world by tomorrow.
To: doug from upland
You forgot the "headshot versus chestshot Kill ratio aspect" lesson after lunch.
To: leadpenny
Thanks lp for the ping getting ready to blast the local neighborhood association.
To: doug from upland
That lesson plan does work well with 5 year olds.
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posted on
08/19/2002 6:18:30 PM PDT
by
TLBSHOW
To: doug from upland
Can I send it to a moron teacher we both know? LOL
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posted on
08/19/2002 6:22:18 PM PDT
by
TLBSHOW
To: doug from upland; Amelia; deport; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; Southflanknorthpawsis; ...
Now THIS is more like it!
Spam the world with this!
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posted on
08/19/2002 6:22:20 PM PDT
by
Howlin
To: doug from upland
this is priceless. Good job Doug. Someone who knows how to teach!
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posted on
08/19/2002 6:22:45 PM PDT
by
Gal.5:1
To: TLBSHOW
Send away.
To: Howlin
Done!
To: doug from upland; Howlin
I have a few relatives who are teachers in fla..I need to send this to them. Thanks guys.
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posted on
08/19/2002 6:31:56 PM PDT
by
Neets
To: Poohbah
Changes for kindergarteners:
1. Would explain "thermonuclear" but they wouldn't have to spell it . . . they could use crayons to draw pictures of what will happen to Iraq
2. Math would be easier -- if we bombed 5 terrorists, shot 7 terrorists from a C-130, and hung 3 terrorists out on the playground, how many terrorists have we killed?
3. We would have time for milk and cookies (chocolate chip with pecans and coconut)
4. They would be taught "Run, Iraqi, Run" and "Cowboys and Iraqis."
5. We would throw beanbags at pictures of Bill, Hillary, McAuliffe, and Carville.
6. And, of course, they would only be there half a day.
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