Open Letter to America from a Canadien (barf)

The Baltimore Chronicle ^ | W.R. McDougal

[baseballfanjm]

Dear America:

And so it has come to this. Your once-great nation has fallen into madness, an affliction of mass denial that brings shivers up the spines of millions outside your borders. Yours is a sick nation. But most of you carry on as though nothing at all is the matter.

Dark, evil operations run rampant in the secret corners of your government institutions. A dubiously constituted government pursues war at will anywhere on earth, discussing nuclear options that become points for cheerful chatter over lunch. Your military and intelligence agencies employ terrorist tactics around the globe even as they insist that such tactics are necessary in the fight against terrorism.

You have become a nation of monsters, America. Hypocrites. Murderers. Fools.

[baseballfanjm]

A liberal, Communist, enviromentalist wacko. Anyway, this is kind of old so it may have been posted already. Couldn't find it though. There was also no e-mail for the guy who wrote it.

[baseballfanjm]

Oh, I forgot. Canadiens, I'm not singling you out. The title is the original.

[Willie Green]

Yesterday's thread: Open Letter to America from a Canadian (MegaBarf Alert!)

[baseballfanjm]

Thanks for letting me know.

[WI Fire]

Granted, I didn't read the whole article, but from everything that I saw posted above (the introduction), we fixed those problems when we elected George W. Bush!

[Still Thinking]

Dark, evil operations run rampant in the secret corners of your government institutions. A dubiously constituted government pursues war at will anywhere on earth, discussing nuclear options that become points for cheerful chatter over lunch. Your military and intelligence agencies employ terrorist tactics around the globe even as they insist that such tactics are necessary in the fight against terrorism.

Geez, is this guy slow on the keyboard or what?? X42's been out of orifice for almost two years now, and this guy is just now getting around to bitching?? Read the papers, dude, GW is president now.

[CanadianFella]

we have a few like these but they don't speak for the whole country.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I know it.
Gimme a Molsons.

[hellinahandcart]

we have a few like these but they don't speak for the whole country.

We have more of them than you do, and they don't speak for the whole country either.

Problem is they won't stop speaking...

[baseballfanjm]

There are probably more of these people in my home state of Massachusetts and Rhode Island than in all of Canada. But the extreme minority is always very loud.

[Cable225]

Mr. McDougall originally wrote this letter to the Washington Post, but that paper has not yet printed it.

Oh, I get it. Mr. McDougal is the pen name for collaborations between Charley Reese and Justin Raimondo.

[meenie]

They gave us Peter Jennings.

[meenie]

They gave us Peter Jennings because they didn't want him. I can't fault them for this.

[ihatemyalarmclock]

You have become a nation of monsters, America. Hypocrites. Murderers. Fools.

He forgot "PODS! They're growing them in PODS!

This guy has some serious anger issues, eh!